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Is it good to swallow Kock Sauce?
Of course! In fact we encourage you to swallow. It will give your throat a wonderful kick. Also feel free to swish, gargle and have fun with our Kock Sauce while it's in your mouth. But whatever you do, don't spit. It's rude and you might hit someone, besides it would hurt our feelings.
What if I get Kock Sauce on my clothes?
Unfortunately, as a side effect of having outragously good flavor, Kock Sauce stains. Kock Sauce is even more potent than red wine or blood. So take care while having Kock Sauce if you have an expensive taste in clothing.
Do I need protection to handle Kock Sauce?
You might want some eye wear to make sure it doesn't get into your eyes as it can really string. And remember, Kock Sauce stains; but otherwise, our Kock Sauce has been thoroughly sterilized so you'll never have to worry.
Is it true that Kock Sauce smells funny?
We assure you, our Kock Sauce is made fresh and with love, making it quite aromatic and pleasing to the smell.
Can I give Kock Sauce to my dog? or cat? or horse?
We have never tested Kock Sauce on animals so we suggest you use caution when giving a load to your pets.
Should I whip out my Kock Sauce at just any old event?
Yes, please do! Kock Sauce is a welcomed addition to any gathering. House warmings, Weddings, bar mitzvahs, graduations, retirement parties, company picnics--you name it--will get a spicy kick when you throw in a even a little bit of Kock Sauce. We love hearing stories about how a little Kock Sauce made a big impression on people's parties. Please write us a letter telling us how you enjoyed Kock Sauce using our contact form.
Where can I get Kock Sauce?
Unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances production on Kock Sauce has been halted. We hope to restore operations soon, however, we do not have a set time. We won't mind if you stray from our brand during this time, and try a product from our friends at Huy Fong Foods